The story of the surfers versus the Bondi whale is a golden news gift.
And the headline, as the Australian and the SMH demonstrate, writes itself. Here’s the SMH:
And here’s The Australian’s take:

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“Doc takes massive sperm hit on chin” (that is assuming it was a sperm whale)…
http://bit.ly/14WPtqh
Courtesy of aquabumps (though Uge didn’t take the photo)
Can’t vouch for its authenticity
There is a photo – was on Aquabumps this morning:
http://www.aquabumps.com/wp-co.....ed-628.jpg
Here is a photo picked up on Aqua Bumps, still not sure if it’s real but captured the moment. http://bit.ly/14WPtqh
Cheers
Jonny Day
Unfortunately that photo above was… … … doctored.
(really).
my partner and I both groaned at the inevitable TV pun-lite on this. At least somebody could have worked Captain Ahab into it.
It was a complete fluke..
He’s been Tango’d.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3o4dEoFdl8&noredirect=1
Whale meat again.
“He’ll hump, he’ll blow, but he won’t swallow seamen”.