Bank rage: The last straw

OMG! Is there a diamond or something among the hay?!

Harden the fuck up Tim

#PRfail

Cupcakes might be more effective. I agree. Journos having to deal with hay is not going to end well. Especially if they have hay fever. Or had to traipse to a mail room to get it.

Well, to be fair Tim, it was a pretty standard Australia Post mailing box, did you open it upside down?

Tim – was this the last straw?

I’m guessing you took some tomatoes out?

How does straw cure bank rage?
Hopefully the head of the bank will issue an apology

“What is bank rage?
The overwhelming feeling of anger and helplessness an individual feels when treated with disdain and disrespect by their big bank.” – byebyebankrage.com

It’s like being offered a bunch of cheesy vox-pops of happy customers, like being told how easy it is to switch banks, like telling me that they are safe and secure, but not giving me a single bit of information that makes them different to my bank and making me think I might make a switch.
#laststraw

Yeah the Hay is annoying but it seems to have worked.

I got one too…. made a terrible mess on my desk….

Silly stunt but kinda like the survey results…will we respect the embargo? well now that mumbrella’s gone there… I suspect we can too…

Looks like this was the straw that broke the Mumbo’s back?

I’m guessing there’s a needle in there somewhere?

And finding a ‘good bank’ is like finding it.

Next week, look out for a box of hen’s teeth and a calendar with a month of Sundays printed in it.

As the person who plays Hayman in the TV show DirtGirlWorld all I can say is “Hey”.

wasn’t Heritage Bank the outfit that told everyone how to do proper bank marketing at Mumbrella 360?

if they can’t get simple trade PR right, what does that say?

I’m sure there’s a needle in a haystack gag there somewhere…

@Nicole Bahahaha

Umm… call me stupid but WTF has straw got to do with banks or bank rage?? As a PR myself, I’m left a little perplexed at this stunt. I guess you had to be there…

This might only be the start.. keep an eye out for a donkey on the doorstep.

Idea is executed great. Affected journalist in a positive manner. Like this work. More posts please like this.

It reminds me of dumb music biz PRs who used to pack their envelops with glitter. When opened the tiny pieces lodged in keyboards and trackballs as well as all over the desk and floor.

Good PR fail.. but not epic. That honour goes to the rocket scientists who sent a package hilariously disguised as a time-bomb to an Adelaide liquor store. Unsurprisingly, half the suburb went into lockdown while the bomb squad checked it out. Fun yarn that day.

I may need another coffee – what’s the link between curing bank rage and hay?

I hadn’t heard of Heritage Bank til this Mumbrella post. Not sure how a box of straw cures bank rage though.

INQ – Last Tim was sent cupcakes he ragged on them too.
This article doesn’t give enough information about what the purpose of the “stunt” was, no doubt there was more info than is being provided.
My advice to all Advertisers, Agencies, and PR houses – don’t send your package to Mumbrella

I’m sure there’s a PR company out their looking for a new client – Haystac perhaps

Or the straw that broke the Mumbrella’s back . .

People pushing stories to the media should never use an embargo as it places the journalist in an invidious position by giving them information they cannot use until a certain time on a certain date. The dilemma for the journo is “Can I use this embargoed information to get other angles or followup to the story or not?” The PRs should program their email system to send the media release out when it can be used.

Got you talking Tim so would say it’s a #PRwin simple as that. How many press kits have you ignored? Tim, if I had an industry blog I would want to feel like it was good for the industry which I am sure you don’t feel. You are always so quick to tear shreds off every idea which promotes other mindless trolls jumping on your negative / moaning bandwagon. It’s fine to challenge ideas but don’t promote negativity which you know will lead to a host of horrible comments about a marketing campaign. Before you say it, I am not from the PR agency or Heritage, I am just someone in the industry who is sick of the way you report.

That is brilliant… Maybe its only funny because i’m not the one with hay all over my desk and clothes.

Could double as a tourism campaign for the town of Hay

I’m 99% certain that you’ve opened it upside down, then cleverly disguised the blunder by placing the bank’s letter on ‘top’ of the box again for the photograph. Luckily it wasn’t cupcakes!

Don’t get the hay at all but it certainly worked as you have posted it, which is an achievement in itself!

Sarah Edwards, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Just for the record – and I thought I’d clarify since everyone is askign what straw has to do with bank rage – the box had a tomato in it, and a pen. It wasn’t just straw. It wasn’t even straw, it was sugar cane mulch and it was there to protect the tomato. The media release was on top of the mulch. The tomato had a little tag leading to byebyebankrage.com – which all would have made perfect sense if you had the media release in your hand and you read it.

what does a tomato in the middle of a box of straw (or sugar cane mulch) have to do with banks? honest q

Could be worse Tim, I sent pasta sauce out in a press kit once, needless to say the GLASS jars smashed en route. You can imagine the reaction I got to that one!

Did the goldfish survive this time?

Ever heard of bubble wrap? Even more confused now: sugar cane mulch + tomatoe + pen? Still don’t see the connection. Even without the protective mulch. Hertigage bank PR team note: the idea is that the poor hard working busy journo should see the connection immediately with our without the realease.
PR win or fail will be determined by the meaurements you have set around the camapaign. Let’s see what media run with it and how that adds value to the brand – we’re just interested and confused.

Richie, the campaign is about letting people get rid of their bank rage and one of the things we’re doing involves tomatoes. It’s not supposed to make sense out of context, but if you had a media release in front of you it would make be perfectly clear.

*unlike my typing today

Its a teaser campaign folks.

They couldn’t afford the big CommBank “CAN” style of teaser campaign so they’re making do with what they can out of Towoomba.

Next week we’ll get apples packed in old petrol cans, before finally Bob Katter will appear on our screens riding on a donkey reading poetry.

Oh, the old sugar cane mulch, tomato and pen PR trick eh. (Roll eyes)

So last year..!

Love it. Nice one Matt.

Tim,

If you can’t weave straw into gold I don’t know who can.

perhaps it was a straw poll?

or has someone used that already?.

Too subtle for me, but getting a free tomato AND pen, AND something with which to stuff a pillowcase – that’s a win!!

Reminder note – always open a package from a bank over a large clean open garbage bag – just in case.

Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable and why is a bank placing a tomato in pen? (I thought pigs were kept in pens?)

Obvious folks – you get the tomato, throw it at the big bad bank’s window and are supposed to feel better. Perhaps they would have been better off sending their PR to SauceBottle??? (Nyuk nyuk nyuk).

The other thing you could to is to put the tomato in a CAN – Unless of course you CAN’T

I think the subbies could have a field day with this one – that is if there are any left in newsrooms – my sympathies to colleagues at Fairfax and News.

So it seems that we’re all wrong. Banks do give a stuff!

Was the sun shining?

Few! Thank heavens for PR companies who decide to snail mail their PR (which could easily just be emailed). Not only by snail mail, but a parcel too, which costs even more and keeps me in a job! – Postie

Seriously:
If a PR agency has to create such a stunt is it a sign that they do not have good enough relationships at the publishers end?

(I am not trolling, more raising the question.) If I had fantastic relationships with journo’s, I could simply pick up the phone, explain what we were doing for my client and email them the press release….?

(As opposed to sending a, erm, tomato….?!!!!)

Thoughts?

Postman – If you really want to make a statement – you can do so with a send out. Demands more attention than a call or email and done right, can help get better cut through with the super busy journos.

can you smoke sugar cane mulch?

In the 1st pic, the box is indeed upside down. This is why all the straw fell out. Lol at Doug asking if the straw/cane mulch can be smoked or not? I’m sure someone out there has tried it ;0)

Hay, I read this a couple of days back, but took some time to Lucerne up a little before pitching in. The way things stand, this is looking like the last straw.

Is it , in fact, Straw? It looks a little Hay like, as it sports tiny stems and a small amount of leafy substance, which may or may not be strictly legal, that’s another consideration, having received it through the post, but it may just be straw or pea stalks or Bagasse.

I suggest that after all the trouble it’s caused, don’t waste it, throw it on the garden.

First World Problems….