BREAKING: Mumbrella to now feature horoscopes
July 16, 2024 10:01
In these days of 24-hour news cycles, reporting yesterday’s news is no longer an option. And, with Seven News inserting an astrology bulletin into Monday night’s coverage, even breaking news is now passe.
So, Mumbrella is jumping onto the bandwagon and bringing you news from the future with our new horoscopes section.
Seven News might have beaten us to the punch, but Dr Mumbo promises that our horoscopes look deeper into your future than even AstroTash can manage. Here’s your horoscope for today!
Alright, I’ll cross my arms, but my hands will be in fists the whole time.
I’m a Leo…where is my star sign. It says see Scorpio. No Scorpio. So disappointed. Maybe I could be a Cancerian for the day.
I could see that coming yesterday.