Bring bags of cocaine
A pre-emptive warning from Dr Mumbo – the contents of this email may not be suitable for office viewing.
If these emails are anything to go by the training events at the Victorian Employers Chamber of Commerce and Industry (VECCI) take their lead straight from the 80s.
Members of the Mumbrella team were surprised to come in this morning and find emails from VECCI addressed to “hell yeah” and “Brigadier tits fuck”. Under access requirements one said “bring bags of Cocaine, heaps of sluts and we will have a party”.
Sure mumbrella, this just happened did it?
Hi Really?,
Yes, the female staff members who received these were shocked to say the least that someone would have signed them up like this.
Unlike some, we’re not in the business of manufacturing news.
Cheers,
Alex, editor, Mumbrella
Did you recently have a ‘Bring your 14 year-old to work day’? It might explain everything.
Ah, automated replies. Reminds me of when Google first started and they had ads for eBay inserting the search term you entered. I used to enjoy typing the word babies in the search engine and then seeing an ad saying “Find the best price for babies on eBay now!”