De Ceglie looking for fire-breather, juggler to lighten up Seven’s evening news
July 9, 2024 9:29
In a bid to revamp its evening news bulletin, Seven’s freshly-appointed news boss Anthony De Ceglie is reportedly searching for a juggler, a fire-breather, and twins who can do high wire stunts, as part of a plan to refresh the tired old evening news bulletin.
Aiming to blend the horrors of Australia’s top rating news show with the joys of the light entertainment programming that has led Seven to become the #1 TV Network©, Seven plans to interject the “heavier” news items, such as a car crash or a world war, with fun inserts of live in-studio circus tricks, stand-up routines, and brief songs from some of today’s most exciting pop artists.
Surely you realise this is satire? And pretty good satire at that, Bruce Lehrman in the host seat. 🙂
Would be better suited to Sunrise no?
Nine News will be rubbing their hands with glee!
De Ceglie is not going to last long if he turns Seven News into a circus!
No idea what Kerry sees in him!