Dèja Ooh

As an occasional visitor to the Qantas Club, Dr Mumbo has come to rely on the flight information board for the very latest news from the world of business.

Yet in recent weeks Dr Mumbo has been struck by a sense of dèja vu that cannot be entirely explained by the ever present do-it-yourself ham and cheese toasties.

Dr Mumbo can’t help but notice that one particular piece of news has been appearing on the board every time he enters the lounge and attempts to assess just how late he’ll be arriving at his destination.

He’s become quite accustomed to seeing the beaming visage of Ooh Media boss, Brendon Cook, announcing his company’s acquisition of Junkee Media.

But five weeks on, Dr Mumbo is beginning to doubt whether it really counts as the very latest business info any more.

Dr Mumbo is sure that the news judgement of the team updating the board is completely unrelated to the fact that they work for Ooh.