Forget about the gender pay gap, and worry about teeth instead

Everybody relax.

You know that pesky pay gap – which, according to a government agency, sees Aussie women earn 14.1% less than their male counterparts? Well, don’t let it stress you or get you down for a moment longer.

And why would you? News.com.au has far more interesting, relevant, and gappy things for you to worry about.

“Forget about thigh gaps and the gender pay gap — in 2019, it’s all about Dakota Johnson’s tooth gap”, declares the publisher on Twitter, and in the first line of the offending article.