Fruitless PR and other puns
Welcome to Dr Mumbo’s new series: Press releases that make you want to kill yourself. Here’s today’s choice:
KYLE, DENI, BRYNNE, MIRANDA, CATE, RACHAEL AND RYAN HONOURED IN CON-TENTIOUS NEW “AUSTRALIA DAY” AWARDS
Kyle Sandilands’ nasty spat with a newspaper journalist, Deni Hines’ villainous performance on Celebrity Apprentice, Brynne Edelsten’s penchant for going full blast in the spray tan booth and Miranda Kerr’s bottom baring on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar have all been honoured in a con-tentious new awards program led by Con The Fruiterer, the iconic retailer of the legendary comedy series The Comedy Company.
True Blood’ star Ryan Kwanten, Red Dog’s Rachael Taylor and all-round achiever Cate Blanchett were also singled out as winners in Con’s first annual Australia “Summer Stonefruit” Day Awards on January 25th, a mouth-watering, rib-tickling alternative to the official Australia Day Awards and a commemoration of Con’s special day of appreciation for the country’s dribbilicious peaches, nectarines, plums and apricots, all at their peak right now.
I’d comment, but I’ve already killed myself.
Do you *have* to kill yourself, or can you kill other people? ‘Cause ‘jerno’ is justifiable homicide right there.
TL:DR!
I wouldn’t say no to Ryan Kwanten’s plums and banana.
@Cody C… Hahaha! True!
What barrow is this pushing? Assuming if it’s a press release, there’s a client involved?
Dr Mumbo – get a life and stop picking on PRs all the time. You’d have no stories if they didn’t exist
Sorry is this a press release or a challenge to see how many Australian “celebrities” you can fit into a load of dribble? I wonder if any of the “stars” are aware their names are associated with such nonsense.
it kills me to admit it, but i loled.
Jenna, babe,
It’s ‘drivel’ not ‘dribble’.
Whoever wrote this needs to be fired asap!