Get a life (coach): Has Jim gone too far?
Not only can Dr Mumbo get a quality hedge trim from Jim’s Group, but now they can learn how to live their best life thanks to the group’s latest venture.
Intended to help millions of Aussies also “life their best life”, Jim’s Life Coaching is the group’s latest push into the health and wellness space, following the launches of Jim’s Beauty and Jim’s Remedial Massage.
Coming from a bloke who made a fortune from lawns to lobotomies, yes, why not?
When he first launched, yonks ago, would people who will need this service now remember or give a sh*t about Jim’s past as a lawn cutter? I doubt it. But, for f*rks sake, update the logo, Jim… Though, that’s what might just be the one to give you leverage to being the king of all. All Hail, Jim! The ruler of Saturn and his ambition to install Humanapigs in distant galaxies where they can cultivate and eat themselves if they don’t find something else out there. I for one vote for Jim against that ‘Sketchy Musk dude’.
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