Talk to the hand model
The in-between-series absence of The Gruen Transfer from the airwaves robs us of genius moments like this: the advertising hand model who never cooks or cleans and wears gloves at all times and is, frankly, a bit weird.
For those suffering Gruen deficit, Zapruder’s Other Films, the company behind Gruen, is regularly blogging such gems.
Wow. she puts George Costanza to shame.
‘A for effort’ possibly the most patronising thing ever to come out of a hand models mouth.
Next stop, porn.
I bet she’d be surprised how many people make a living off about 5 inches.
She’s a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. They don’t think like the face and body boys.
No hand job jokes yet?
Really?
Weird indeed. She waves her hands more than Julia Gillard did at the height of her “moving forward” election campaign.
Oh My God! I did hand modelling for years and would hate to think I EVER came across as such a nut bar. In my everyday life I cooked, I cleaned, I scrubbed the bathroom tiles with my nails, I washed my car, I played sport, I did my own nails and I NEVER wore gloves. I was just lucky to have good genes. What an absolute FRUITCAKE giving the rest of us hard working normal models a bad name. Oh, but she is right about the money!
zoolander was right
I saw this clip a few months ago and became ill.
I’m yet to recover.
Hello Mrs Palmer!
Oh My God! I never knew that Katie Couric had such butt-ugly hands until today.
someone agrees to do this woman’s cooking and cleaning and shopping and gardening?
Strangely arousing
Not sure if all of that stroking of her own hands… is good for the hands!
I really really don’t like her some some reason… how is that nut bag going into the lift with her gloves on… Her hand movements annoy me lots.
I wonder if she employs an ass wiper?
the kids are all over it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgIptk7yJ4
is it wrong of me to dream of slamming her hands in the door?