Media mastery, shagging secretaries and Dancing Without The Stars

To the Media Federation Awards, ably hosted by Seven’s Deal Or No Deal host Andrew O’Keefe and Dancing With The Stars’ Sonia Kruger, and organised on a theme of “mastery”.

O’Keefe told the audience: “It’s the first event I’ve been to all year that’s not Mad Men themed. I can’t tell you how goddam sick I am of dressing in gabardine and shagging voluptuous secretaries.”

And the pair weren’t afraid to put the boot into their network, with Kruger claiming that media without mastery was like Dancing without The Stars. To which O’Keefe added: “You mean series eleven.” That’d be the most recent series of the show.

Meanwhile, News Limited staff (or the “Murdoch creche” as O’Keefe described it) out-cheered their Fairfax rivals,  leading O’Keefe to observe: “Whichever department governs extemporaneous explosions of joy was obviously first to go in the budget cuts.”

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