Merrick’s missing $20m

Merrick Watts would appear to have a slight regret when it comes to former radio partner Jules Lund.

Hosting the Mumbrella Awards in Sydney, Watts whipped out what he dubbed the “Wanker Torch” which he promised to use to highlight audience members who chatted too much in the ceremony.

And he quickly focused the torch on Lund, who has moved on from his broadcasting career to influencer platform Tribe.

“This, ladies and gentlemen, is a bona fide wanker torch and therefore makes it very easy to single out particular wankers … and it just randomly selects  wanker, borderline fuckwits one at a time and just homes in on them,” Watts informed the audience.