Morning Update: Department store comes out; Best and worst mag covers; Tinder organ donors; Reese’s Xmas tree shaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YS2dSa-Ud0

Vice: Robert Dyas Just Changed The Fucking Game

But now we all just remembered that Robert Dyas exists because it came out as gay, which I think on the whole is one of the most 2015 things to have possibly happened. A 95-strong chain of home and garden essentials stores coming out as gay is actually incredibly 2015, peak 2015. There are already, with certainty, people on Tumblr trying to sketch out a new sexuality based on this. Some 15-year-old brony with a fringe is having a sexual awakening about Robert Dyas. “Am I… shopposexual?” he’s asking. “Maybe commercexual? There isn’t a Wiki page about this. Sexuality is a minefield.” He’s asked his parents to join him in the lounge for a serious announcement: he wants to fuck Robert Dyas. His extremely conservative gun-owning dad has to go outside for a while and just scream.