Mount Franklin – good after a sunbed
Dr Mumbo was flicking through a few magazines when he came across this campaign for Mount Franklin water featuring a very photoshopped Jennifer Hawkins.
He has two questions:
1. Is the message of the campaign Mount Franklin is the water of choice after a solid session on the sunbed?
2. Where can he get these magical floating bottles of water Jen has been provided for the shoot?
Oompa Loompa doom pa de doo I’ve got some uv damage for you
I cannot understand how Jennifer Hawkins and/or her people approved this artwork. She is a natural beauty that looks….
A) ridiculous
B) totally unnatural
C) terrible
D) all of the above
…..in these posters.
She/they should be ashamed of themselves for portraying her this this way
Maybe subtle advertising for her new JBronze tan perhaps…?
Guys, come on. Can’t you see that her nails and the straw match the colour of the bottle and the flavour?
This is gold.
Get this into the Rouse Hill times ASAP before the deadlines close
Yiah mmm her stylists seem a bit clueless really.Wouldn’t it be far sexier and more natural to show Jennifer looking over her bare back?If I was their creative director I would be running at them with a sword
Took me a while to recognise her as Jen Hawkins. Way to waste your celebrity endorsement budget.
It looks like a bad drawing.
Agree 100%. Don’t think that this shows off Jen anywhere near her best. She has an amazing natural look that just does not need this sort of treatment.
It’s lewd, suggestive and disgusting.
The way that the straw is near her lips suggests fellatio and objectifies her as a woman.
And it’s a truly terrible execution.
AdGrunt
Collective Gout Spokesman at Large
@Sean:
I’m offering a Cannes Sham deal – and premium 1/2 page placement – in my new distressed media title – the Ruse Advertiser.
Please!!! Give the work experience kid a break!