Photon’s Bailey and Hughes fail the cricket test

The sad duty falls to Dr Mumbo to report that Photon bosses Tim Hughes and Matt ‘Golden Duck” Bailey have disgraced Australia.  

The pair represented the Australian-based marketing group in the first ever contest between the staff of its English outpost and the Aussies. The outcome will, Dr Mumbo assumes, have led to a very sombre atmosphere in the first class cabin of the return flight.

We now turn to Graham Goodkind, chairman of Photon’s Frank PR, for this match report:

The first ever Photon Ashes  resulted in a victory by three runs for the England team.  The 20-over per side match was the first ever contest between Photon Australians and Photon Poms.