Queensland Government loses coin toss, forced to host Aussie Shore
Dr Mumbo can reveal that, after fierce negotiations, the Queensland Government will be forced to host Aussie Shore, the first local iteration of the MTV reality franchise, thereby showcasing beautiful Cairns to the world and risking it becoming a lads’ holiday hotspot.
Known for aggressively thrusting TV personalities such as Nicole Polizzi, DJ Pauly D, and Charlotte Crosby onto the world, the ‘Shore’ series now boasts 15 different spin-off series, including Warsaw Shore (shot in Poland, world famous for its surfin’ safaris), and the fun-filled frolic that is Germany Shore, shot in Greece, obviously.