Seven to air Miss Universe
The Seven Network has won the right to air the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant on its channel 7TWO this month.
The announcement:
Miss Australia, Jesinta Campbell will take on the most beautiful women in the world in the ultimate beauty contest, the 2010 Miss Universe Pageant, this month on 7TWO.
Eighteen year old Jesinta, who hails from the Gold Coast, will compete alongside contestants from around the world including the USA, India and Brazil, with the hope of becoming the first Australian since Jennifer Hawkins in 2004 to claim the ultimate prize and the crown.
Miss Universe on 7TWO!
I need menthol cigarettes, a pina colada and Steve Fielding’s phone number.
Miss Universe: it’s the official beauty pageant of the Family First Party, and Richard Nixon, it’s still 1974 in Miss Universe land.
It’s a bold and courageous programming move from 7. They should be congratulated for their vision. A vision of 1974.
Or maybe 1986. I’m not sure…. after all, the ’86 ‘look’ is back in fashion. Big hair, puffy shoulders; think about it.
It’s why the conservatives are poised to win government. Why they deserve to win. Why David Jones needs to look at its ‘engagement’ with women. Why Lynx advertising is so effective. Why Unilever won’t publicly debate Germaine Greer. I’d love to see that debate. It would be a ‘cage’ match. I’d want to see blood. I’d be ring side in bikini with a pina colada, clutching Stephen Fielding’s arm and calling him ‘darling’ and smoking menthol cigarettes while screaming my support for Germaine.
What about Miss Tiffany’s? It’s like Miss Universe, but with trannies. Trannies, we are so much more interesting – if you have no idea what I’m talking about visit: http://www.pattayadailynews.co.....ece-event/
If you like what you see, visit my website. I can help. I can answer your questions, you will have many and for $75 you get photographs.
I’d like to see Miss Tiffany’s go head to head with Miss Universe in the ratings. I know who’d win. We all secretly do.
I’d like to be there at Ms Tiffany with Tony Abbot. He’d love it, really; we all know what big ears mean. But he would complain about his seating, he’s so hard to please.
Miss Universe on 7TWO. I’ll watch it just to see who advertises – you know who will. You can guess. I’ll take your bet.
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Lavinia