A sticky dicky cracker from the NT News
When scandal erupted around the Australian cricket team’s cheating admissions over the weekend, only one question mattered: What will the NT News say about it on Monday?
Surely, the ball-tampering puns available to combine with the visual of Cameron Bancroft hiding his yellow stickytape in his underwear would create some delicious possibilities.
Or would they offer a callback on the classic (and Walkley Award winning – yes, really) “Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker“?
Well, it’s turned totally tox in his box . . . should’ve stuck to sox.