The Tele’s advice to female readers on how to meet a man – head for the prisons and gay bars

Dr Mumbo doffs his cap to the staff at The Daily Telegraph in Sydney.

It can’t be easy publishing decent editions in the quiet news days that follow Christmas.

So that old demographic standby of how to beat the man drought is a reliable space filler – in today’s case plastered across pages 8 and 9.

So which “hotpots” (they may mean “hotspots”) does the Tele advise its female readers to head for, “where it’s raining men?”