You can discover some gems in the classifieds if you look hard enough. In this case, a series of ads tell a horrific tale involving the brutal dismemberment of a teddy bear.
Or at least Dr Mumbo hopes it was a teddy bear (hat-tip: b3ta.com):

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hahah thats hilarious. I’m quite tempted to ring that number now..