24 Hours With… Sophie Monk
Ever wondered what former pop star, radio and TV host Sophie Monk is doing at any given time? Well, wonder no more – the Daily Mail appears to have launched a new service bringing readers everything she does in her day.
Indeed the Mail had managed to post three stories about Monk’s activities on Thursday, complete with a dozens of pictures and patronising filler prose, by just 2:00pm in its sidebar of shame.
Even the Australia’s Got Talent judge’s most ardent stalker would struggle to keep up with that.
To put it in perspective, Monk managed to beat out perennial favourite Kim Kardashian (one story in the rail), former Bachelor Tim Robbards (who had two yarns) and DJ Kyle Sandilands (who also had two yarns there).
Who Cares.
I’m proud to say I have no idea who she is.
Don’t really care but she is hot so worth 3 articles i say
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We really are living the world foreseen in the Idiocracy movie
“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.”
Say no more.
This isn’t newsworthy Mumbo. Next you’ll be doing celebrity weight loss stories. Lift your game.