The Fails Music & Arts Festival
The likes of the Arctic Monkeys and The Jezabels will probably not be best pleased with how their appearance at the Falls Music & Arts Festival is being promoted.
Unless they were thinking of changing their names to something a little more generic. Here’s the eDM that Dr Mumbo came across this morning.
Article Two makes the event seem equally enticing.
What? You’ve never heard of Article Title Two? You’re so square.
I was into them when they were Article Title One.
Native is not going to be happy!
Article Title Two are so hot right now. Their single “Subhead goes here” is freakin’ awesome…
The number of spelling mistakes in the actual email was pretty impressive too. I’m hoping it was just a game of spotto and not meant to be serious.
BAND NAME are going to rock!!
Num skullis in studio deservus largo knucklus rappii
I’m unsure whether the headline ‘Fails Music & Arts Festival’ is deliberate or delcious irony. C’mon Mumbrella … ‘fess up.
Don’t worry John, it is intentionally “delcious”.
Just got the news BAND NAME have cancelled.