The Spirit Warrior adds ISIS to the Anzac mix
Big brands have been copping a backlash for hijacking the Gallipoli and Anzac commemorations in the last few days, so Dr Mumbo wonders what people will make of ‘Spirit Warrior’ Liz Collett adding ISIS to that heady mix.
Collett circulated a press release telling people there “will be no terrorist attacks in Australia or New Zealand this Anzac Day” telling them they can “celebrate the day for what it is without cause for fear”.
Dr Mumbo was not aware the national terror level was determined by the whims of a “line dancer turned spirit warrior” on the Gold Coast.
Here’s the release in full:
Phew
“Ms Collett found a new awareness communicating with her angels and spirit guides after an accident, fracturing her kneecap, when she slipped on a grape at Runaway Bay Shopping Mall in January 2013”
I’m assuming this is satire? Whoever wrote it might just be the saviour of the Australian media industry, I haven’t laughed so much in years…
Everyone in our office received this; I think perhaps it was 21 days late. The fact that Ms Collett’s spirit guides were silent on the day of the grape incident might undermine her ANZAC Day predictions somewhat…but never mind that; this is surely a strategic red herring in the effort to bring back bootscooting — it’s the logical solution to PTSD, after all.
tl;dr
#grapes tho
Is this news or an infomercial?