Why journos shouldn’t write fiction
There’s an old joke about journalists’ literary ambitions.
First journalist: “I’m writing a novel.”
Second journalist: ‘Neither am I.”
So Dr Mumbo salutes The Australian’s WA editor Tony Barrass for turning his hand to creative writing.
“a high-performance Corolla”. What is that exactly, cos I’ve never seen one.
Not all journalists are good writers but some are. If journalists didn’t write fiction, the world would be without the literary works of Mark Twain, George Orwell and Graham Greene, to name a few. More recently, Geraldine Brooks has turned to fiction and I really love her work.
The golden rule must be to NOT write about news/journalism/media.
Otherwise you end up with a load of Mary-Sue drivel and obscure in-jokes that no “lay” audience is going to comprehend, let alone care about.
Generally speaking the public loathes journalists and assorted newsmakers, so unless you’re writing them in as villains and hate figures, don’t bother.
*snort* @Foobar, you took the words right outta my mouth!
Jeezus, Tony Bare-arse has really excelled himself this time. Surely someone would have had a quiet word? Don’t they have editors over there?
Agree with Anon.
There are a few journos with good books out, and an equal amount who try way too hard to write the scoop they never got.
My theory now is that they’re trying to get rid of him by allowing this to see light of day. Save on payout if he resigns in shame.
anon1 – what if your audience is “news/journalism/media” types? It’s frustrating reading a book on an area of interest that dumb’s things down to explain in-jokes to the lay person when there are no lay people in the intended audience.
I believe that Tony Saddass has broken rules 1, 3, 4, 5, 8 and 10 of Elmore Leonard’s Ten Rules:
http://www.nytimes.com/2001/07.....gewanted=1
spot on Caitlin, without journalists writing fiction we’d never have read Hemingway or some great Aussie authors – including another ex-The West Australian writer Robert Drewe, and ex-ABC Nikki Gemmel. Some however, show room for improvement. And look, even Tim Winton went to writing school to learn his craft. Time for a fiction course, perhaps?
Such an easy target but you could at least proof your post before uploading. The literal in the last line makes you look like a bufoon.
and how are those metaphors? weather that snapped like a wet blanket. oh dear.
“The writing is so bad it makes me want to punch myself in the face.” That’s the best bit.
Thanks Will. Typo updated.
Buffoon is usually spelled with a double F, by the way.
Cheers,
Tim – Mumbrella
Oh Will…school boy error my friend. Always TRIPLE check your own post when going on a spelling / punctuation attack…
Ohhhhhhh snap! The rookie got a zap! Too much punctuation shows the English skills are crap!
“anon1 – what if your audience is “news/journalism/media” types?”
then don’t expect to make a living as a novelist