‘Within moments of the fire breaking out 38 people had Twittered that they were fleeing a fire…’
“After obtaining evidence from the 23 iPhones, 15 BlackBerrys, 10 video cameras and 40 digital cameras we were able to reconstruct every second of the event”
Quite.
(Hat-tip: John Armitage. For anyone unaware, The Onion, which created this, is a satirical site)
“Only injury was student who took picture of himself posing with fire”
Classic.
Nice – suspension of disbelief was working for me…
“As the male witness shows his new falcon tattoo” and “23 different videos of 3 female students making out in the kitchen” – gold gold gold gold.
Fantastic work John.
I wanted to see the follow-up story of “Why that headache might be cancer”
Classic. His earnest factual approach (hey … who was looking at Gordon in the background FFS) is gold.