You don’t have to be paranoid to work at Austereo, but it stops you getting mugged

Dr Mumbo is concerned to hear that comedian Tony Martin was nearly mugged – but delighted to hear that his time with Triple M stood him in good stead.

The story unfolded in a umber of tweets from Martin, who revealed that a would-be mugger tried to follow him to his hotel room.

Luckily, Martin realised what was up, telling followers on Twitter: Years of paranoia from working at Austereo paid off!”