All the winners, but mainly the losers, from Triple M’s Steaming Brown Logies

This weekend should have been TV’s night of nights, the 62nd TV Week Logie Awards, but in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, the event was cancelled. Never fear though, Triple M Sydney’s Moonman in the Morning came up with a replacement – Rudi Vanderstone’s Steaming Brown Logies.

Held this morning, it had everything you would expect from the Logies – celebrities, alcohol and awkward acceptance speeches. Ok, it had none of those things. But Dr Mumbo is happy to report the 30-minute ceremony did crown several winners in categories the ‘TV industry is too scared to touch’.