Aspermont shares consolidate, Unmade Index continues shocking run

Aspermont shares jumped 24,900% today and left the mining tech and information company exactly where it started, after a 250-for-1 stock consolidation.

The reduction from billions of shares to millions was a matter of financial hygiene. We are promised less volatilty in future.

ARN, which has seen its market cap drop $10m in a month, was the first among the real risers, up 3.03%.

We await the news of Kyle Sandilands’ serious misconduct breach with bated breath. Will ARN find he has remedied the breach within its 14-day deadline, or will they terminate his $100m, 10-year contract? We are told the deadline expires at midnight.