Morning Update: Paris prepared for love emergencies; Fake bobsledders eclipse most interesting man in Dos Equis ad

This is our Morning Update, rounding up international media and marketing news from while you were sleeping.

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AdWeek: Velveeta Explains What to Do With That Cast-Iron Skillet You Carry Around Everywhere

“You have a weird, ineffable obsession with your cast-iron skillet. You carry it with you everywhere like a safety blanket. You believe like it could make you feel joy, but it does not, because something is missing.