The difficulty of saying goodbye to Alan Jones
Nine Radio inherited quite the conundrum with Alan Jones. Sure, he can boast political influence and unrivalled audience share figures, but nothing comes without a price. So how do you say goodbye to somebody like Jones? Nine Radio’s Tom Malone speaks to Mumbrella’s Vivienne Kelly about the ‘intelligent, warm, witty, funny’ human being who’s been behind the microphone for decades, and whether this perception stacks up with reality.
At the tail end of 2005, I was sitting in the Year 12 common room at an inner-west girls’ school. I use the phrase ‘common room’ loosely as it was more ‘demountable building which schools so commonly rely on now instead of building actual infrastructure’ than it was ‘purpose-built room for 17-year-olds’.
While in there, a classmate began boasting about how her brother had been down at what we now know as the Cronulla race riots.
Living in the very insular world that I did at the time, I could not fathom why somebody based in the inner-west of Sydney would bother to travel all the way to Cronulla to “take back our beach” and scream about “ethnics”.
Looking back, I’m now further befuddled. The rioter was allegedly inspired to go down there based on comments made on radio by Alan Jones. 19-year-old guys listen to Alan Jones? That’s certainly not the demographic the media so often reports on when it talks about Jones’ rusted-on audience.
I remember those days vividly. At the time one of our boys had just graduated to being on patrol at one of the Cronulla beaches, so we there all the time and often saw a few “wog hoons” about the north carpark, though I never saw them cause any real trouble, just flash and noise. Reminded me of Happy Days with guys in their hot cars. I also had a nephew in law, a Lebanese muslim who worked as a security guard at McDonalds. After Jones’s comment about how Polynesians should get down the beach and show these Lebs a thing or two, my nephew was chased by a gang of them, got bashed but escaped luckily. I put that down directly to Alan Jones. Later my nephew was not allowed back in the shire to see his wife and kids as he was a Leb – they had police blocking Lebs from coming in across the bridge. A weekend of infamy… and Jones played a big part in it
As a relatively young wog in media, I also remember this day well with great sadness. His follow up stunts have been just as shameful for us as a nation.
I don’t care how smart he supposedly is, or the ratings he pulls. Today is a great day and he can f*ck right off into the sunset.
Imagine having to go to his farewell! The racist stuff, the sexism and misogyny, the bullying. Don’t worry about all that – he was a ratings king…. and he looked after his friends well – generous to a fault.
‘For he’s a jolly good fellow’ spare me!!
The biggest laugh I have at the media occurs when the Radio Ratings are released and the FM stations are headlines although their best effort was 10% behind Jones on 2GB. Whats the go there? That was always my focal point to clients wanting to advertise. Anyway his detractors were very jealous of his intellect and ability as opposed to theirs !
if you want to target the top end of 65 plus then he was good buying
Maybe it represents demographic decline and end to the angry skip culture that has been promoted for almost two decades, and time for a reset in political, media and social narratives so all Australians can be ‘comfortable’ and not compelled to constantly complain, whinge and moan (for electoral, polling or ratings purposes).
Our society has progressed to a point where women, indigenous people, LGBT people and immigrants don’t just bite their tongues and keep their heads down when people like Jones say bigoted things to try and whip up lynch mobs anymore. More and more people are calling out anti social behaviour for what it is. There’s no room for professional shit-stirrers like Jones anymore.
Nailed it mate. 100% agree with you. Jones will not be missed. It’s a great day to finally see the end of him.
The millennials don’t need Allan Jones,they can ‘complain ,whinge and moan’ to each other endlessly on social media.
Social media is also where Alan’s audience does most of their complaining, whinging and moaning. Facebook has no shortage of retirees bleating about Greta Thunberg forcing them to eat halal Vegemite or whatever the hysteria du jour is. ‘Millennials and their social media’ is as outdated a cliche as ‘latte-sippers’.
As long as you were an angry, white, straight man looking for somebody else to blame for all your problems and somebody to assure you that nothing was ever you’re responsibility or fault, Jones was fantastic!
Jones is a polarising figure who does far more social good than harm. In an era when the thought police are out for blood, an outspoken man who shoots from the hip (especially if he speaks for the popular right), is bound to be an irresistible target for the pseudo love media who lean so hard left that anything to their right is slammed for being heartless fascism. The culture wars are not over because the Left cannot abide being left, and they want to be the centre of the universe. A serious case of self loathing from that wing because it’s a teleological matter of fact they will NEVER be right.
….what’s your excuse for his racism (Cronulla) and abusive comments against Ardern?
Go on… justify it. I’m waiting.
Satire, is it? 😉
Anyone can be warm and kind and support charities when it makes them feel good. It might even come naturally.
The test is what do they do when there’s nothing in it for them?
For Alan’s Jones, cruelty, trash talking and a flexible relationship with the truth gave him a gold plated lifestyle of fame, wealth and a staggering amount of power over our culture. Being the champion of some “little” people might be a redeeming feature, but it’s a flimsy mask for the hatred and the damage he unleashed on everyone from a grieving female PM to sweet elderly Lebanese ladies, terrified of leaving their own homes in Cronulla.
A companion for the elderly who makes them more anxious, more angry, more vitriolic, and patchily informed? Who helps them start each day with venomous tirades that exacerbate their fears? Who trades off that, and tells them to go outside because coronavirus is a hoax?
Yeah, I think we’ll be right without Alan.
Alan Jones has done more for everyday Australians than most. A huge contribution to Australian Media, Sport and Philanthropy. A brilliant man, whose made mistakes along the way – as have we all. Will be sad to see him come off air.
Anyone can accidentally call for a race riot, for the PM to shove a sock down a woman’s throat, for people to drown in a chaff bag and declare to millions that someone just made their beloved father die of shame.
Happens so easily. You’re walking along, you trip, and next thing you know…
I taught a media class at university a few months back and one day we were discussing the impact of broadcasters on the landscape.
I asked the students what they knew of Jones and the impact he had.
Not one in the lecture theatre (about 80 students) knew who he was or had ever heard of him.
To the emerging generation of media practitioners, he is irrelevant.
To the rest of us, media will be far better off without someone who spewed bile at every opportunity, and was too often lauded for doing so, as well as indulged again and again and again.
I have a colleague who teaches a university advertising class..Nearly all his students use ad blockers, binge on on-demand, and see no irony in their avoidance of watching or reading any mainstream media – aka ad-supported. It’s akin to music students who never listen to any music. This ’emerging generation’ might want to consider at some point engaging with the product they intend to pursue.