Vinyl’s big vision (vision to follow)

It’s been another week of unconventional updates from Dr Mumbo’s favourite, and indeed only, ASX-listed music company Vinyl Group.

In an ASX update which Vinyl labelled as price sensitive — suggesting it thought the information might move the share price — it shared an announcement labelled “FY26 vision”. Here it is in its entirety …

In the first slide, accompanied by an illustration of a bar chart going up without doing anything so dull as revealing actual numbers, Vinyl stated: “In FY24 we told a revenue story.”